Parodies Lost

I have to say that I love the Beijing Olympic Mascots. They're cute, they're colourful, and there's a panda. Although I worry about the panda ...


He's more aggressive than past mascots ... he's got, not only a gun, but a baseball bat, a bow, boxing gloves, and a wicked judo toss.





Those are all Olympic sports, you say? Ooooohhh, I get it. *g* But seriously, the panda got all the ones with weapons. Makes you wonder. He is a bear after all, and you know what Steven Colbert says about bears: "godless killing machines." Bears are the Number One Threat to America. Good thing we don't worry about such matters in Canada.